COMMUNISM WILL PREVAIL

It all started when I spotted a few ships on a POS in Uphallant belonging to the glorious Fendahlian Collective. There was just one module there, an unanchored corporate hangar array. I informed the guys from Krazny Oktyabr Revolutsiya about it and a few cloaked ships started watching the tower. Not surprisingly, soon the hangar was removed and a one-hour unanchoring timer on the tower started ticking.
KOR jumped in and killed the few ships that "guarded" the tower. I was a bit late and only whored myself onto a pod killmail. The rest is best described by those chat logs:

[ 2010.06.20 20:19:20 ] CyberJax > Hiya, this is your chance to not have an alliance on your asses for a month or more :)
[ 2010.06.20 20:19:39 ] CyberJax > this is being recorded
[ 2010.06.20 20:20:03 ] CyberJax > and there are 7 corp CEO online right now, I got to be the lucky diplomat
[ 2010.06.20 20:20:39 ] Nursultan > YOUR POS HAS BEEN CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION
[ 2010.06.20 20:20:45 ] Nursultan > РОССИЯ ВПЕРЕД!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:21:02 ] CyberJax > Good night gentlemen

[ 2010.06.20 20:22:03 ] Nursultan > ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ ТОВАРИЩ CyberJax
[ 2010.06.20 20:22:07 ] Nursultan > ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ
[ 2010.06.20 20:22:28 ] Ask Unbeatable > CYBERJAX WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS GAME
[ 2010.06.20 20:23:05 ] Quasi Vader > IT WAS A WELL FITTED ALLROUND ARBITRATOR YOU GOT THERE
[ 2010.06.20 20:23:10 ] Nursultan > ЭТО ЖОРОШО
[ 2010.06.20 20:23:16 ] Avar Davola > feel free to come pickup the tower
[ 2010.06.20 20:23:20 ] Avar Davola > we dont own haulers
[ 2010.06.20 20:23:41 ] Nursultan > ТОВАРИЩИ, ЕСЛИ ОН РАЗОЗЛИТСЯ, НАМ ПИЗДЕЦ
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:25 ] Drellia > o/
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:29 ] IRLBurly > hey
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:30 ] Krotch Roket > o/
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:36 ] Quasi Vader > o/
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:40 ] Ask Unbeatable > MORE TERRIBLE PLAYERS
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:44 ] Quasi Vader > hello lemmings
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:45 ] Drellia > what's this channel for?
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:48 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE THE WORST EVE PLAYERS IN THE WORLD
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:52 ] Ask Unbeatable > LIKE
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:53 ] Marxam > whats this crap channel for?
[ 2010.06.20 20:24:53 ] Vossten Vader > OMFG CHANNEL HOTDROP
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:01 ] Ask Unbeatable > WORSE THAN A PERSON WITH NO HANDS
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:05 ] Pual Muad'Dib > hello
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:13 ] Nursultan > ВЫ ПОПАЛИ НА БАБЛО
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:21 ] Ask Unbeatable > I AM LITERALLY THROWING UP BECAUSE YOU ARE SO BAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:25 ] IRLBurly > how far from Balg is Uphallant ?
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:25 ] Ask Unbeatable > FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:28 ] Ask Unbeatable > MY KEYBOARD
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:31 ] Quasi Vader > youre bringing us some spaceships to shoot at?????
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:31 ] Marxam > ah russian fuk faces i c
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:38 ] Nursultan > ОБЪЯВЛЯЮ ЭТОТ КАНАЛ СУВЕРЕННОЙ ТЕРРИТОРИЕЙ РОССИЙСКОЙ ФЕДЕРАЦИИ!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:42 ] Marxam > bringing some to shouve up ur ass
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:47 ] Ask Unbeatable > HEY GUYS DO YOU WANT YOUR POS BACK?
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:51 ] Avar Davola > hello
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:54 ] Ask Unbeatable > OH WAIT YOU SUCK YOU CANT
[ 2010.06.20 20:25:56 ] Nursultan > ПЛАН ПУТИНА - БУДУЩЕЕ РОССИИ
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:00 ] Avar Davola > I am the offical Diplomat of the russian Federation
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:04 ] Pual Muad'Dib > wtf is this?
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:08 ] Avar Davola > we would like to invite you to pick your tower up
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:11 ] Ask Unbeatable > OOOOOH MAN YOU ARE BAD AT THIS GAME
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:25 ] Quasi Vader > Ваш альянс так плохо, может быть, даже худшем я когда-либо видел
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:31 ] Nursultan > СМЕРТЬ БУРЖУЯМ!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:36 ] Ask Unbeatable > HEY GUYS
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:37 ] IRLBurly > anyone can st up an ambush , tovarich
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:37 ] Ask Unbeatable > GUYS
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:41 ] Ask Unbeatable > THIS ONE TIME
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:43 ] Norrec Vizjerei > learn to talk and not to use the caps lock and say this again
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:45 ] Ask Unbeatable > I MET THESE GUYS
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:50 ] TraaVadar > if you cant write it in english then your a coward
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:52 ] Ask Unbeatable > WHO WERE REALLY BAD AT INTERNET SPACESHIPS
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:55 ] Ask Unbeatable > IT WAS YOU
[ 2010.06.20 20:26:55 ] Nursultan > ТАМБОВСКИЙ ВОЛК ТЕБЕ ТОВАРИЩ!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:05 ] Marxam > lol
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:08 ] Quasi Vader > i just said your alliance is propably the worst ive ever seen
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:12 ] Avar Davola > yeah
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:16 ] Avar Davola > feel free to dec us
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:23 ] Avar Davola > with your 39 % effciency
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:23 ] Nursultan > I CAN WRITE ENGLISH ALMOST AS GOOD COMRADE
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:24 ] Ask Unbeatable > LIKE REALLY. YOU ARE THE WORST.
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:24 ] Quasi Vader > yes we even insist on it
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:42 ] Nursultan > CAPITALISTS MUST DIE
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:47 ] TraaVadar > good then use it if you want to talk to us
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:56 ] CyberJax > if your wemon were worth taking form the war spoils we might
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:57 ] Avar Davola > it is pretty simple really
[ 2010.06.20 20:27:59 ] Ask Unbeatable > WHY WOULD HE WANT TO TALK TO SUCH AWFUL PLAYERS
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:00 ] TraaVadar > you stupid ass communist
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:15 ] Ask Unbeatable > GET IT? I AM IMPLYING YOU ARE TERRIBLE, TRAAVADAR
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:15 ] Pirhk > and what is all this about?
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:16 ] Avar Davola > if you dont want to either wardec us or give us free isk
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:20 ] Avar Davola > then you are not welcome
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:25 ] Avar Davola > sorry
[ 2010.06.20 20:28:33 ] Marxam > lol wardec
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:04 ] Pual Muad'Dib > who are you?
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:08 ] CyberJax > it's funny, you can taunt and stand in lines for toilet paper, but you can't speak english, don't try
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:28 ] Ask Unbeatable > I INTEND TO HAVE SECUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR INTERNET SPACESHIPS
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:31 ] Ask Unbeatable > OH WAIT, I ALREADY HAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:35 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:38 ] Avar Davola > now that all of you are here, why dont you go ahead and threaten us or something
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:40 ] Marxam > all i read is some pussies that cant play this game for shit
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:50 ] Ask Unbeatable > PROVE IT
[ 2010.06.20 20:29:54 ] Ask Unbeatable > GET YOUR TOWER
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:09 ] Pirhk > oh noes, he found the ultimate caps
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:14 ] Marxam > i just did bitch, boom cant even talk straight sucka foo
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:24 ] Pirhk > now turn it off and behave a bit civiliced
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:29 ] Avar Davola > u mad at us bro ?
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:36 ] Ask Unbeatable > HEY PIRHK
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:39 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE FAT
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:43 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAHAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:46 ] Pirhk > I know, so what? :P
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:46 ] Marxam > fuk that these poor foos cant do nuttin
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:56 ] Avar Davola > why
[ 2010.06.20 20:30:58 ] Avar Davola > you are the ones
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:00 ] Avar Davola > not coming back
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:02 ] Avar Davola > to defend your tower
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:07 ] Avar Davola > with GREAT HONOUR
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:09 ] CyberJax > he goes, you are fat, boy, got any momma jokes now?
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:17 ] Pirhk > haha
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:26 ] Norrec Vizjerei > lol
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:36 ] TraaVadar > 32 min left guys and 2 people at the pos
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:44 ] Avar Davola > ok
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:48 ] CyberJax > really, you have 24 hours to hand the POS over in a contract, ttyl Fends lets go
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:48 ] Avar Davola > thanks for the heads up
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:54 ] Avar Davola > haha
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:56 ] Avar Davola > no way mate
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:57 ] Quasi Vader > we wont
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:58 ] Vossten Vader > we can
[ 2010.06.20 20:31:59 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:01 ] Vossten Vader > do that contract
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:04 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE SO TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:06 ] Ask Unbeatable > LIKE
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:11 ] Vossten Vader > but it says "You receive: 400mil"
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:12 ] Vossten Vader > ,< [ 2010.06.20 20:32:46 ] Doc Banshee > yay... ganksquad failed
[ 2010.06.20 20:32:57 ] Vj Gunter > but.... what if they wardec us???
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:10 ] Vj Gunter > i'm scared tbh
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:26 ] Ask Unbeatable > MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE THEM THE TOWER GUYS
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:31 ] Ask Unbeatable > (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:37 ] Pirhk > oh please, stop the simple mindgames
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:49 ] Avar Davola > ok then mate
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:51 ] Avar Davola > just go ahead
[ 2010.06.20 20:33:59 ] Ask Unbeatable > HERE'S A MINDGAME FOR YOU, FATTY. YOU ARE BAD AT EVE ONLINE.
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:00 ] Avar Davola > and do something about us stealing your tower
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:02 ] Avar Davola > otherwise
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:03 ] Avar Davola > gtfo
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:05 ] Avar Davola > :/
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:21 ] Marxam > lol look at him callin you a fatty tryin to play his insecurities on some one else
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:26 ] Pirhk > so you want us to either wardec you guys or pay for the tower?=
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:33 ] Norrec Vizjerei > hehe
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:35 ] Marxam > thats cute fool
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:43 ] Pirhk > does that mean you can't even afford a wardec?
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:49 ] Vossten Vader > well its not like we will use that tower to set up the research POS we always dreamed off
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:52 ] Avar Davola > no we cant
[ 2010.06.20 20:34:54 ] Avar Davola > we are all poor
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:02 ] Ask Unbeatable > SHIT SON
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:07 ] Avar Davola > but with that tower of yours
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:08 ] Quasi Vader > now that weve got a tower well grow strong
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:11 ] Vossten Vader > we dont even have a corp office
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:12 ] Vj Gunter > OUR FAMILIES ARE STARVING
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:12 ] Avar Davola > we will be able to build a space empire
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:17 ] Quasi Vader > hahah
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:18 ] Ask Unbeatable > I FELL OFF MY CHAIR BECUASE YOU ARE SO BAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:24 ] IRLBurly > i can make your real life miserable you loser backwoods third world piss poor excuse for a nation
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:25 ] Vossten Vader > its a real financial injection to our corp
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:27 ] IRLBurly > fuk you
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:38 ] Vj Gunter > what?
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:41 ] Vj Gunter > how can you?
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:44 ] IRLBurly > i was part of the last team to bother killing real life russians on russian soil
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:46 ] Avar Davola > u mad bro ?
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:47 ] Cartheron Crust > MY CHILDREN IS CLOSE TO DIE
[ 2010.06.20 20:35:48 ] IRLBurly > fuk you
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:02 ] IRLBurly > :(=
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:04 ] Vj Gunter > what team?
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:07 ] Ask Unbeatable > IS THIS SUM RL THREATS IN THIS CHANNEL?
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:13 ] Ask Unbeatable > SOMEONE'S GOING DOWN SON
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:15 ] Vj Gunter > can you kill me?
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:16 ] Cartheron Crust > FUEL WILL COOK FOOD FOR MANY YEARS TOCOME
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:20 ] Cartheron Crust > THX
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:32 ] IRLBurly > just letting you knnow i can reach you thru your dreams
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:37 ] Avar Davola > ok mate
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:42 ] Avar Davola > looking forward to it
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:44 ] IRLBurly > and i'm serious about the cross border op
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:46 ] Ask Unbeatable > "HEY MY NAME IS IRLBUDDY I AM SO BAD AT EVE THAT I HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE IRL. BECAUSE I AM IRLBURDDY"
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:49 ] Cartheron Crust > LEONARDO DI CAPRIO FILM REFERENCE ARE BAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:36:50 ] Vj Gunter > are you freddie kruger?
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:08 ] IRLBurly > :)
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:11 ] Pirhk > God, the comedians in here are worth the 500mill alone :P
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:27 ] IRLBurly > i killed real ppl in my youth to stop the idiots that populate your country
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:29 ] IRLBurly > we won
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:38 ] Ask Unbeatable > IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU WEREN'T SO BAD AT INTERNET SPACESHIPS
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:41 ] IRLBurly > your are wats left of a failed system
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:44 ] Ask Unbeatable > THIS IS JUST SAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:52 ] Cartheron Crust > YOU KILL REAL PEOPLE
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:53 ] Vj Gunter > so what can you do now?
[ 2010.06.20 20:37:57 ] Cartheron Crust > COOL STORY
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:00 ] IRLBurly > still have to hoard sugar ?
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:11 ] Avar Davola > Вечной Славы может быть достигнуто только через смерть.
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:13 ] Avar Davola > Вечной Славы может быть достигнуто только через смерть.Вечной Славы может быть достигнуто только через смерть.
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:14 ] Avar Davola > Вечной Славы может быть достигнуто только через смерть.
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:18 ] IRLBurly > or has captilaism freed your mother from such crying behavior
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:34 ] Ask Unbeatable > IRLBUMBUDDY
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:41 ] TraaVadar > another coward
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:47 ] Quasi Vader > im scared to death
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:51 ] Quasi Vader > gonna log off for a while
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:54 ] Quasi Vader > =((
[ 2010.06.20 20:38:57 ] TraaVadar > afraid for us to see what ur sayin
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:05 ] Cartheron Crust > I CAN SEE
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:10 ] Ask Unbeatable > COME GET YOUR POS IRLBUMBUDDY
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:14 ] Avar Davola > bad people like you never cease to prodive entainment during an otherwise dull evening
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:29 ] Quasi Vader > yes please try to reclaim your property
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:31 ] Ask Unbeatable > WHAT AVAR IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU ARE TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:36 ] IRLBurly > its sad when a no rate group like Chechnia can clean your clocks and boot you out of a country
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:46 ] IRLBurly > you havent had a good day since Berlin
[ 2010.06.20 20:39:52 ] IRLBurly > :)=
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:00 ] Vj Gunter > VIETNAM FTW!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:02 ] Ask Unbeatable > I HAD A GOOD DAY WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S MOTHER
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:03 ] Cartheron Crust > EVERYDAY IS GOOD DAY IN RUS
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:15 ] Avar Davola > IN SOVIET RUSSIA POS STEALS YOU
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:20 ] IRLBurly > thats the rampant alchoholism talking
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:34 ] Vj Gunter > VODKA IS KING!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:35 ] Quasi Vader > MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:39 ] Ask Unbeatable > IRLBUMBUDDY TRUE AMERICAN HERO SLASH CRAZY HILLBILLY
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:46 ] Cartheron Crust > I DONT AFFORD ALCOHOL
[ 2010.06.20 20:40:52 ] Cartheron Crust > :< [ 2010.06.20 20:40:52 ] IRLBurly > pwn yu again ivan
[ 2010.06.20 20:41:04 ] Vj Gunter > BUT FERMENTED HORSE URINE EVEN BETTER
[ 2010.06.20 20:41:18 ] Vj Gunter > КОТАКБАС!!!
[ 2010.06.20 20:41:34 ] IRLBurly > english ya fukin noob, speak english
[ 2010.06.20 20:41:43 ] Cartheron Crust > I AM SPEAK IT
[ 2010.06.20 20:41:53 ] Ask Unbeatable > IRLBUMBUDDY COME GET YOUR POS
[ 2010.06.20 20:42:13 ] Quasi Vader > TRAAVADAR YOU DARE COMING CLOSE TO THE POS?
[ 2010.06.20 20:42:24 ] Quasi Vader > intruder
[ 2010.06.20 20:42:24 ] Vj Gunter > HE"S TOO BUSY WANKING TO SARA PALIN POSTER
[ 2010.06.20 20:42:51 ] IRLBurly > she can see you from her house
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:11 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAHAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:16 ] Ask Unbeatable > DID YOU JUST GET CAUGHT AGAIN
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:22 ] TraaVadar > so
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:24 ] Ask Unbeatable > OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN YOU ARE BAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:28 ] Quasi Vader > RASON 5BIL
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:31 ] TraaVadar > see the shpo im in
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:31 ] Quasi Vader > RANSOM*
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:36 ] Vossten Vader > we dont care
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:45 ] Vossten Vader > your velator is now claimed under the flag of the russian federation
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:52 ] TraaVadar > good
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:54 ] Ask Unbeatable > SO THIS ONE TIME
[ 2010.06.20 20:43:57 ] Ask Unbeatable > TRAAVADAR WAS TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:03 ] Ask Unbeatable > HE STILL IS.
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:12 ] Marxam > lol u wish wed pay ransom to u fail suckas
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:21 ] Avar Davola > Tritanium
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:23 ] Marxam > aint gunna happen
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:26 ] Avar Davola > OMGTHE LOOT GOOD IS WITH ME TODAY
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:40 ] Pirhk > it's God, not good
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:41 ] Cartheron Crust > IT BUY MANY POTATO
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:43 ] TraaVadar > loot off that ship lol
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:44 ] Quasi Vader > gonna go post the killmail
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:47 ] Quasi Vader > im just awesome
[ 2010.06.20 20:44:49 ] Pirhk > potatos not potato
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:00 ] Cartheron Crust > WHAT?
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:09 ] Pirhk > one potato, many potatos
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:11 ] Ask Unbeatable > POTATO MEANS FRENCH FRIES FOR YOU PIHRK
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:13 ] IRLBurly > communist engineer at the keyboard
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:18 ] Ask Unbeatable > GET IT I AM IMPLYING YOU ARE FAT AGAIN
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:27 ] IRLBurly > cant figure out why he's the only one typing in caps
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:29 ] Ask Unbeatable > BECAUSE YOU ARE
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:33 ] Pirhk > that's a fact not a insult
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:35 ] Lee Thrace > he must do drugs
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:46 ] Vj Gunter > COMMUNISM WILL PREVAIL
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:47 ] Lee Thrace > *be doing
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:48 ] Vossten Vader > its rage
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:54 ] Vossten Vader > russian rage!
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:55 ] Marxam > cause he's special
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:57 ] IRLBurly > not in Russia, they are too drunk to import anything
[ 2010.06.20 20:45:59 ] Cartheron Crust > IT IS TO MAKE UNDERSTANDING FOR CAPITALIST PIGDOGS
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:06 ] Cartheron Crust > AHAHAHAHAHA I MAEK JOEK
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:08 ] Ask Unbeatable > I THREW UP OF LAUGHTER INTO MY KEYBOARD AND THE KEY STUCK
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:15 ] Ask Unbeatable > SO IT'S YOUR FAULT
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:17 ] Ask Unbeatable > FOR BEING BAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:20 ] Ask Unbeatable > AT THE GAME
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:40 ] IRLBurly > we will camp you into a starbase
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:47 ] IRLBurly > you know it , we know it
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:49 ] Quasi Vader > go ahead mate
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:52 ] Ask Unbeatable > HOW ABOUT YOU TRAVEL TO GLORIOUS NATION
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:53 ] Pirhk > you know, your attitude in game, reflects your personality in real life. realy pitty you
[ 2010.06.20 20:46:58 ] Marxam > RETARDED UNFUNNY COMENT HERE
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:00 ] IRLBurly > you'll dock and log off for a week
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:02 ] Ask Unbeatable > AT LEAST IM NOT FAT
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:08 ] Lee Thrace > i heard of a mirror wank this morning
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:10 ] Pirhk > better fat then stupid
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:19 ] Ask Unbeatable > THAN* HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:21 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE BOTH
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:21 ] Pirhk > fat is something I can get rid of, stupidity has no cure
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:31 ] Quasi Vader > please come and camp us
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:36 ] Marxam > OK
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:36 ] Vossten Vader > even if we would do that, you know we're not fat so we can actually go outside without ppl pointing fingers at us and dring vodka in public while enjoying our lives.
[ 2010.06.20 20:47:45 ] Marxam > SOUNDS GOOD DAWG
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:05 ] Marxam > ILL CAMP TILL UR MOMA PULLS ME AWAY FROM SCREEN FOR MORE SEX
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:13 ] Marxam > SHE CANT GET ENOUGH
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:31 ] Ask Unbeatable > THAT IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:34 ] Marxam > OF THIS AMERICAN GRADE A SWEETNESS
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:39 ] Ask Unbeatable > MY MOTHER IS DEAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:40 ] Marxam > WOOT
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:40 ] Vj Gunter > /emote cries
[ 2010.06.20 20:48:50 ] Marxam > THEN I WASNT TALKIN TO U WAS I?
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:04 ] Marxam > HOW CAN UR MOM BE FUKIN ME IF SHE'S DEAD
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:08 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU HAVE A GLORIOUS NAME
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:10 ] Ask Unbeatable > CARL MARX
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:12 ] Ask Unbeatable > HERO
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:30 ] Marxam > SRY DONT KNOW
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:38 ] Marxam > OF THAT PERSON
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:40 ] Vj Gunter > I"M SURE HIS NAME IS DERIVED FROM SKID MARX
[ 2010.06.20 20:49:41 ] Ask Unbeatable > THEN YOU ARE JUST A BAD INTERNET SPACESHIPS PILOT
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:04 ] IRLBurly > hahahaha hey shitheads, meet Marxam
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:10 ] TraaVadar > hey fuk faces
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:28 ] Vossten Vader > hi maet
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:34 ] IRLBurly > they just want us to arrive so they can dock and log off
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:42 ] IRLBurly > gotta get up early to get in bread line
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:42 ] Lee Thrace > yes please
[ 2010.06.20 20:50:58 ] Ask Unbeatable > WHY DON'T YOU LOSE ANOTHER SHIP ABOUT IT TRAAVADAR
[ 2010.06.20 20:51:10 ] IRLBurly > cept for teh ones waiting for prostiture mother to bring home food for drunken father
[ 2010.06.20 20:51:34 ] IRLBurly > go to amsterdam, screw a russian woman
[ 2010.06.20 20:51:49 ] IRLBurly > biggest job opertunity in former ussr
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:10 ] IRLBurly > now third rate piss hole getting ases kicked my mountain arabs with goats to ride
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:18 ] IRLBurly > sry excuse for a society
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:21 ] Ask Unbeatable > SO TELL ME ABOUT GLORIOUS AMERICA
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:27 ] Ask Unbeatable > I HEAR YOU HAVE GOOD ECONOMY
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:30 ] IRLBurly > fuk u
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:31 ] Ask Unbeatable > AND A NICE OCEAN
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:36 ] Ask Unbeatable > CLEAN OCEAN.
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:47 ] Ask Unbeatable > AND NOT A LOT OF ILLEGALS
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:50 ] IRLBurly > ?
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:51 ] Ask Unbeatable > MEXICANS
[ 2010.06.20 20:52:57 ] IRLBurly > we are one ppl
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:00 ] Ask Unbeatable > YES AMERICA IS GREAT COUNTRY
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:05 ] IRLBurly > one day you will be forced to join us
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:07 ] Ask Unbeatable > NOT A LOT OF HOMELESS
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:11 ] Ask Unbeatable > AT ALL
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:12 ] IRLBurly > iron curtain rusted apart
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:21 ] Ask Unbeatable > MUCH LIKE THE AMERICAN ECONOMY
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:24 ] IRLBurly > smart ussr former members join rest of world
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:41 ] IRLBurly > asshats cling to old gloryWWII is long over bonehead
[ 2010.06.20 20:53:56 ] Ask Unbeatable > ANYWAY I AM BORED OF YOUR STUPID HILLBILLY TALK
[ 2010.06.20 20:54:05 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAVE FUN BEING A BAD PLAYER
[ 2010.06.20 20:54:06 ] Ask Unbeatable > BYE
[ 2010.06.20 20:54:20 ] IRLBurly > erudition FTW !! \0/
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:01 ] Marxam > I LIKE AMERICAN ECONOMY
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:08 ] Marxam > ITS THE BEST
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:14 ] Marxam > AMERICA FTW
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:29 ] Vj Gunter > OBAMA IS COMMUNIST HAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:37 ] Marxam > I ALSO GET EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO ALL YOUR MOM'S
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:49 ] Marxam > CEWL
[ 2010.06.20 20:55:55 ] Marxam > HE WONT BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE
[ 2010.06.20 20:57:37 ] Nursultan > TEABAGGERS WILL FAIL
[ 2010.06.20 20:57:48 ] Marxam > FUK TEABAGGERS
[ 2010.06.20 20:57:56 ] Marxam > THEY FAGS JUST LIKE YOU
[ 2010.06.20 21:01:46 ] TraaVadar > bbuy fuk heads
[ 2010.06.20 21:01:50 ] IRLBurly > so they'er logging off before we even get tehr
[ 2010.06.20 21:02:09 ] TraaVadar > FUKN PUSSIES
[ 2010.06.20 21:04:23 ] IRLBurly > in case you didnt get my first post, i'm not the least bit impressed with a russian
[ 2010.06.20 21:04:40 ] Pirhk > Russians are good for one thing, making vodka
[ 2010.06.20 21:05:06 ] IRLBurly > its actually swedish but, yeah, they have over the years stoen alot of stuff
[ 2010.06.20 21:05:25 ] Pirhk > stil, russian vodka is good
[ 2010.06.20 21:05:38 ] Pirhk > don't care if they stole the recipe or not :P
[ 2010.06.20 21:06:04 ] Pirhk > other then that, their country is a failure and their womens are whores
[ 2010.06.20 21:06:37 ] Pirhk > it's the only thign cheaper then vodka
[ 2010.06.20 21:09:25 ] yingduan > hi guys.....
[ 2010.06.20 21:09:29 ] yingduan > what channel is this for?
[ 2010.06.20 21:09:43 ] Marxam > trash talking
[ 2010.06.20 21:10:02 ] yingduan > oh
[ 2010.06.20 21:10:04 ] yingduan > against who?
[ 2010.06.20 21:10:12 ] yingduan > i trash talk pretty well =D
[ 2010.06.20 21:10:23 ] Pirhk > they suddenly shut up :P
[ 2010.06.20 21:10:56 ] IRLBurly > russians are the italians of the 21st century
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:25 ] IRLBurly > used to be's and almost was'
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:27 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE SO BAD
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:32 ] Ask Unbeatable > LOST ALL YOUR SHIPS?
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:45 ] Pirhk > oh, he's back
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:53 ] IRLBurly > but we managed to get them to use the internet
[ 2010.06.20 21:11:58 ] Ask Unbeatable > SO
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:01 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOUR FLEET IS DEAD
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:03 ] Ask Unbeatable > AND WE HAVE YOUR TOWER
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:04 ] IRLBurly > just a matter of tiem till we civilize their children
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:04 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAHAHA
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:11 ] Avar Davola > gfs
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:12 ] Avar Davola > gfs
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:13 ] Avar Davola > gfs
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:20 ] Darius Avalon > holy sec hit batman ;(
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:21 ] Pirhk > and that means?
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:25 ] Quasi Vader > well done
[ 2010.06.20 21:12:57 ] Vossten Vader > gg dudes, didnt really think you would show up
[ 2010.06.20 21:13:58 ] Ask Unbeatable > WE HAVE PROVEN THAT WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:01 ] Ask Unbeatable > GET OUT OF MY CHANNEL
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:12 ] IRLBurly > anyone can attack a random player dude
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:16 ] Pirhk > don't see your name on it
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:21 ] IRLBurly > see how you feel after staying docked for two weeks
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:39 ] Cartheron Crust > WE DOCK FOR A LIVING
[ 2010.06.20 21:14:55 ] Pirhk > you just admitted your scared
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:17 ] Ask Unbeatable > WE JUST KILLED YOUR ENTIRE FLEET WITH NO LOSSES
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:18 ] Vossten Vader > if you field more T1 cruiser fleets were not staying docked dude
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:20 ] Ask Unbeatable > HOW ARE WE SCARED
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:29 ] IRLBurly > in russian it translates as' best we can do '
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:38 ] Pirhk > true
[ 2010.06.20 21:15:53 ] yingduan > lol
[ 2010.06.20 21:16:28 ] Pirhk > "We dock for a living" carebear statement of the day
[ 2010.06.20 21:16:58 ] Ask Unbeatable > http://kor.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6930136
[ 2010.06.20 21:17:02 ] Ask Unbeatable > CAREBEARS?
[ 2010.06.20 21:17:13 ] Cartheron Crust > IT IS KRASNY RECRUITMENT TO STAY DOCK
[ 2010.06.20 21:17:19 ] Cartheron Crust > PLZ CHECK RECRUIT THREAD
[ 2010.06.20 21:17:40 ] Darius Avalon > there was a cerb o.O
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:02 ] yingduan > what are u guys talking about? o.o
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:16 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOUR DEAD FLEET
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:18 ] Ask Unbeatable > HAHA
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:33 ] yingduan > my dead fleet?
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:35 ] yingduan > what u mean?
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:38 ] Ask Unbeatable > http://kor.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6930136
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:39 ] Ask Unbeatable > http://kor.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6930136
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:40 ] Ask Unbeatable > http://kor.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6930136
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:52 ] Doc Banshee > back
[ 2010.06.20 21:19:55 ] Ask Unbeatable > OH AND THANKS FOR THE TOWER AND FUEL
[ 2010.06.20 21:20:52 ] yingduan > ohhhh
[ 2010.06.20 21:20:54 ] yingduan > u guys are tuskers?
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:05 ] Ask Unbeatable > WHAR
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:13 ] Ask Unbeatable > IF TUSKERS MEANS "BETTER THAN FEND" THEN YES
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:17 ] Ask Unbeatable > BECAUSE YOU RE TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:42 ] yingduan > i can't really say im very good so yeah i guess lol
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:47 ] yingduan > im a noob at pvp
[ 2010.06.20 21:21:51 ] yingduan > i just went on that roam to learn how
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:02 ] yingduan > i don't remember seeing u there yesterday
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:10 ] Ask Unbeatable > well
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:14 ] Ask Unbeatable > GET OUT OF MY CHANNEL
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:18 ] Ask Unbeatable > YOU ARE TERRIBLE
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:20 ] Pirhk > stil don't see your name on it
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:25 ] Doc Banshee > avar: hows the time?
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:32 ] Cartheron Crust > FUCK LOOK IN FLEET CHANNEL ASK YUO INSOLENT PILOT
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:45 ] Avar Davola > still looting the field
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:45 ] Cartheron Crust > :D
[ 2010.06.20 21:22:46 ] Avar Davola > heh
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:16 ] yingduan > so....who are u guys again? lol
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:16 ] Doc Banshee > well,, get to work. and lets have sexy time
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:29 ] Cartheron Crust > WE ARE RUSSIAN
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:50 ] Cartheron Crust > PLZ BE LEAVING
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:50 ] Pirhk > cheap, drunk and stupid?
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:53 ] Vossten Vader > Civilian Shield Booster I
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:54 ] Vossten Vader > ROFL
[ 2010.06.20 21:23:56 ] Vossten Vader > youre serious?
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:03 ] Avar Davola > we are bitter vets that spin ships in station
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:05 ] Avar Davola > pretty much
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:10 ] Pirhk > you realy think we brought our main ships to a trap?
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:17 ] Vossten Vader > A TRAP?
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:18 ] Cartheron Crust > WAT TRAP
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:24 ] Cartheron Crust > YOU SEE ALL OUR SHIP
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:24 ] Quasi Vader > OMFG ITS ATRAP
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:24 ] Avar Davola > we sat there at 0
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:26 ] Vossten Vader > IT A TARP
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:26 ] Avar Davola > all of us
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:29 ] Cartheron Crust > AND KNOW WHERE WE ARE
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:34 ] Cartheron Crust > IS GGOD TRAP
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:37 ] Cartheron Crust > IMO
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:50 ] Quasi Vader > awesome ambush
[ 2010.06.20 21:24:52 ] Quasi Vader > thanks mates
[ 2010.06.20 21:25:19 ] Vossten Vader > next time bring T2 drones
[ 2010.06.20 21:25:22 ] Vossten Vader > we need moneys
[ 2010.06.20 21:25:44 ] Pirhk > then make money :P
[ 2010.06.20 21:26:16 ] Vossten Vader > with ratting or what? :< [ 2010.06.20 21:26:41 ] Pirhk > I make 50mill a day on PI, 5mins work
[ 2010.06.20 21:26:51 ] Pirhk > but I guess it's to complicated

Kills are here.
No need to say the tower was stolen from them in the end.